The bitter taste of revenge

Attendance is exemplary around here. It’s not that we’re more dedicated than your average creative team. It’s because when you’re out, you never know what you’ll find when you return.

We recently had an over-run of about 40 POP signs. As an environmentally conscious member of the human race, I gave these poor, unwanted signs a new life. I personally gave many of these orphan signs a new purpose, hiding them in my colleague’s desk drawers, filing cabinets and closets. Oh the delight on my coworkers faces when they opened the refrigerator and discovered a sign. My stealthy sign placement was legendary. I thought that I was untouchable – the greatness of my sign placement achievements would surely protect me from my adversaries.

I was so pleased with myself, I decided to take off early and enjoy a half day. Arrogance was my downfall.

It’s been a week and I am still finding signs hidden in my office. They also hid my rubber chicken somewhere…

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